= mEow =

3 Proof my Cousin is Violent

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

We went blading that day. And we proved that my cousin, the Turtle is violent.

Victims include:
1) Frog
2) Me
3) Her friend.

Proof #1:
Hit-And-Run Case

We just started blading off from mac. Out onto the path..and...I saw someting on the floor.

I told her, "Frog on the floor"...
turtle, "huh?say wad?"
mEow, "Frog! frog!FROG!"
*zip...crack*
turtle continues blading...
mEow,"YOU RAN OVER A FROG!!!"
turtle continues blading...
Turtle,"Har? What? I though is snail"
mEow,"I told u got a frog on the floor, and you jus ran over it!"
Turtle,"..."
mEow,"Let's go back see if the frog is ok. Cannot be hit-and-run!"
Turtle,"ok..."

We bladed back to the crime scene.

Crime scene:

erh..the red spots are blood from the frog,and the green thing also oozed from the frog. REALLY!

Victim:

Weapon used:

Accused:

Eye witness:

Detective doing the questioning:

No, this is not a prank. It really happened. The poor frog was ran over by turtle. Very accidentally of cos. But yes, mEow witnessed the whole thing and turtle questioned her,thus the accused is also the detective doing the qns.

While we are takin observing the victim to see if its ok, it suddenly jumped. And phew...yes, it is fine, stil can jump.Thus, u can see, the victim is no longer at the crime scene. It had jumped to the tree...

Phew, nothing serious. But the disgusting *crack* sound echoed thru the eye witness's mind that she is swearing off 田鸡 meat le. :x

Proof #2
As we were blading along. We were chatting. Suddenly, she accidentally kicked me. Being the amateur blader, I nearly fell. Nope, No pictures to prove. I was too busy struggling to keep myself from falling.

Proof #3
We finished our blading. Walking back. She was walking beside me, chatting, then suddenly she muttered,‘等一下 ', and the next thing I know, I saw her went over and kick a person sitting at the restaurant nearby.

I mean, she really just, went over, and did that. lol. Alright, its her friend. But hey,look at it. If you were me, you blink your eyes and saw your cousin kicking a person, wont you b tramautised? lol

Alright case concluded. Turtle is Violent!

Anyway, we bladed, quite fun. No falls today. Bladed quite far. Were contemplating if we shld travel beyond where we are familiar with, cos both me and turtle are clueless and hopeless with directions, and neither of us have GPS. We stared at the map for a long time..hmm..hmm...tinking,tinking...

And decided to turn back to our familiar path. Not a very good idea for two ladies, to blade to the unknown..which probably leads to Changi beach...at night...at this specific 7th mth...

Oh here, while waiting away for help, I took a pic of my blades..I like the way the shadow is casted on the floor :x

Finally, returned to where we started...

After that, I was hungry, so we went to eat prata. While walking there, we saw very cute cat. Looks like nina's cat,MiuMiu, when she grows up. Silver tabby, super pretty.