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Greebling
Sunday, April 13, 2008


What is a greebling?

Actually, I dunno. Until I actually went to the unitedcats.com and look thru other cat's blog do I learn about this term, Greebling. So, I m gonna introduce to u all~ :D


Otherwise known as "Ghost mice", "invisible wolverines" and even "UFOs", Greeblings occupy most households that also have cats. It is debateable as to whether the Greeblings move in after the cat appears, or whether the cat is attracted to a place with an excess of Greeblings, but cats and greeblings are engaged in a never ending inter-dimensional war.

Since no human has ever seen a greebling, it is safe to assume that greeblings don't occupy the four dimensions humans do. However it is also known that cats occupy far more dimensions than us mere humans (see "Schrodinger's cat") and can therefore see and attempt to chase, catch and kill the evil greeblings before they take over this dimension entirely. So next time your cat takes off down the corridor at 3am in hot pursuit of nothing at all, don't yell and squirt water at him, he's attempting to save Humankind from an invasion of Greeblings

Kitty's post on Greebling-hunt
Extract:
I was running around the apartment the other day chasing a greeblingz and I got to knocking things over and running into Mom, but she can´t see them only us cats can cuz they are from another dimension and they are hard to catch too.

comments from other readers:
You have them too? Geez, those darn things are everywhere! Hey, Cleo, are you coming to Kashmir´s COTW party The Sequel? You know how to teleport now or do you need us to pick you up? Kittibits, Cisco, Pancho and Treat

Good luck with the greeblingz... we have a bunch of them at our house... we´ve got some that live in the indoor fountain and I am always trying to fish them out. I don´t wish to be pessimistic but they are orful difficult to catch! I am still trying and don´t expect your Mom to understand... she won´t1
Bo

Put it simply first, its kinda like a UFO. Sounds lik a hoax doesnt it? Anyway, to summarise all the research I've done, ppl actually believe that when cats makes mad dash ard the house, they are actually chasing greebling. hmm... -.-...

But the ting is, other readers oso tink there are greebling... HUH?


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